Deluded Night Sessions

I made a big Hazelnut Torte for Father's Day on Saturday night.

During the night I had one of my 'deluded night sessions' and I said out loud:

"That cake has so much cream it'll turn your breast milk into cream puffs"

Yes yes, seriously deluded.

Then I hid under the covers and nearly suffocated because I thought spiders were hanging from the ceiling trying to get my cake :)