Haven't heard that one before!!

As I bought my fruit salad at lunch today, the old guy dishing it up for me said

"Oo that's a yummy tummy!"

Then, as I paid for it and headed off he said

"Good job mummy!"

I assume he meant good job for having fruit salad.

What I neglected to tell him was that it was to wash down the left over pizza I had for lunch!!