Courtesy of Dodgy Pete...

resimay

Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a-counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,
Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to
complicaited
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a
job thru my
persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and
wat you think
that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of
me taken at my last jobb.










Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check!