Its a bit drafty in here

Me: *Stares and shakes head at passing car*

Russ: "Do you have to do that every time?"

Me: "Do what?" (trying to play innocent - I know he doesn't like me doing it)

Russ: "Road rage is on the up, it's all over t.v. and you are just provoking it"

Me: "I didn't do anything!"

Russ: "You shook your head at that driver"

Me: "I didn't! I was just looking to see who was driving"

Russ: "And you shook your head"

Me: "There was a breeze in the car"

Russ: *Gives me that look*

Me: "I was just wafting my hair in it!"

Russ: "mmm right"